Mark, the Bots, and the Gospel According to Julius

Mark's latest prophecy claims the post by Aleksander has appeared "word for word on another site that monitors AI bot activity" — which is a fascinating accusation, considering the original post was made by the very person he's accusing. It’s like catching someone writing in their own journal and shouting, “PLAGIARIST! I saw this exact sentence... in your last entry."

These are the same folks who think a “swipe file” is a globalist mind-control device and that templates are coded spells from the Deep State. If you dare write like a functioning adult, you’re clearly trying to TRICK THEM INTO SUBMISSION™.

Oh, and the best part? Mark signs off with: "Thank you, Julius." Who is Julius? A ghost? A past roastmaster who left psychological scars? A Latin teacher who mocked Mark's essay on the Roman Empire?

Let’s be clear: this wasn't AI-generated. But even if it had been, the real issue isn't automation. It's that certain folks can't tell the difference between style, satire, and synthetic text because their idea of "writing" is a meme with six spelling errors and a bald eagle bleeding freedom.

So to clarify:

From the Virgin Monk Boy Swipe File™ — Authentically Unhinged.Hand-crafted. Spirit-infused. Zero bots, just blasphemous brilliance.

Mark, we’re not trying to trick you. We're just trying to get you to read above a third-grade level without yelling *"WITCHCRAFT!"

Bless your surveillance-soaked little heart. May Julius live rent-free forever.

Filed under: Swipe Files, Satire, and Signs the Internet Was a Mistake